Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.
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1- What did the man say to God?
2- Why did he ask this?
3- Are beautifull ladies dangerous?
4- Have you ever dated a beautiful woman?
5- Why did you break up?
6- Are you a beautiful woman?
7- What is the meaning of being beautiful?
8- Do you believe in internal beauty?
9- What was God's answer ?
10- Is it easier to love someone when he or she is a good-looking one?
11- Do you think that good-looking persons are dumb?
12- Have you ever asked someone about the reason of his/her love for you?
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God's reasons
Did you hear about?
1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
2. Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and Heard?
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* Do you belive in miracles?
* Is it possible for a blind man just picking up a hammer and start to see?
* Is there another meaning for the word " saw"?
* What about a deaf that starts to hear just because gathered a flock?
* For a shepherd a miracle is not an impossible thing, isn't it?
A smart answer
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
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1- What does Jhon say about Mary.
2- What about Andy?
3- Does Peter agree with John?
4- Is Mary an egocentric girl?
5- What did you think about Peter's answer?
6- If you were Peter , How would you answer her question?
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unpopular
My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.
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1- Are you popular or unpopular?
2- How many friends do you have?
3- Do you know any unpopular person?
4- What makes her or him so unpopular?
5- Do you have a boss?
6- What are your feelings about him/her?
someone else
"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No.What?"
"Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"
one language
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.