Learning English through Jokes

A man is in jail for robbing 27 banks. One day
he receives a letter from his wife. It says...


Dear Peter

As you are in jail I will have to plant the
potatoes in the garden myself.

When is the best time to plant them?

Love

Susan


He sends her the following reply...


Dear Susan

Do not plant the potatoes in the garden as
that is where I have hidden all the money
from the bank robberies.

Love

Peter


A few days later he receives another letter...


Dear Peter

It's terrible. Yesterday twenty policemen
came to the house and dug up the whole
garden, but they didn't find anything.

Love Susan


He sends her the following reply...


Dear Susan

Now is the best time to plant the potatoes!

Love

Peter