Learning English through Jokes

1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
2. Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and Heard?
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* Do you belive in miracles?
* Is it possible for a blind man just picking up a hammer and start to see?
* Is there another meaning for the word " saw"?
* What about a deaf that starts to hear just because gathered a flock?
* For a shepherd a miracle is not an impossible thing, isn't it?